Heizungsprobleme

Anmeldungsdatum: 19.04.2006

da komme ich ins Bad und auf der Heizung sitzen drei Mädels und gackern heftig rum ohmy

Ich sach: "he Mädels was macht ihr in meinem Bad?" Question

"Jo mei" sagen die drei Hübschen, "deine Heizung leckt"... Razz

Verfasst am : Sa, 29. Apr 2006, 20:09 Titel:

A priest is hearing confession at his church in County Cork.

"Forgive me father" says the penitent, "for I have sinned. I am a single
man and I have had sexfour times in the last week with Fanny Green"

He is blessed by the priest who tells him to say five Hail Marys and go
in peace.

The next penitent arrives. "Forgive me Father" he prays, "I have sinned.
It has been a month since my last confession and in that time I have had
sex twenty times with Fanny Green"

The priest tells him to say five Our Fathers and ten Hail Marys and go
in peace

But the next parishioner comes to confess

"Forgive me Father, I am a married man. It has been two months since my
last confession and in thattime I have had sex every day with Fanny
Green"

The priest by this time is very much perturbed but blesses the man and
sends him on his way. However he cannot but wonder about Fanny Green. It
is, after all, only a small parish in which the priest knows every soul.
But he has never, before today, heard of this Fanny Green.

Nonetheless, it's time for mass and the priest heads off to lead the
service.

Just as he is about to offer the host, the doors of the chuch burst
open, and a statuesque vision of loveliness the likes of which he has
never seen, walk into the church. She is dressed in green. Green shoes,
green dress, green coat and a green hat, topped off with a green
feather.

This apparition confidently walks down the centre aisle to the front pew
where she takes a seat an fixes the priest with a seductive smile....all
the time her legs slightly just like that sinful hussy Sharon
Stone....and he can see...almost.....he thinks....her pussy.

The priest is completely flustered and in the middle of mass too

He turns to the alter boy, wondering if this is the woman of whom he has
heard in confession.

"Tell me, lad" he asks, "is tat Fanny Green?"

"Noooooo Father, I tink 'tis just t' reflection from her shoes"

Verfasst am : Mi, 3. Mai 2006, 22:29 Titel:

jetzt wißt ihr warum ich heizungsbauer geworden bin ....